Edward: 
“Besides, me and John at school were never let into these groups. We were never invited to parties, never got a chance to do all these things. They were intimidated by us because we were so close and everyone tried to break us down, tried to turn John against me, me against John, but we always knew what they were doing. And I would, like, punch people, to defend John, if I had to.”

EDWARD ''Who broke the light? The light is broke.”
JOHN “I didn’t break it, you broke it.”
EDWARD ''You broke it, I didn’t even move the mattress in here. You did.”
JOHN “Yeah, but technically you broke it, ‘cos I was moving in your bed.” 

EDWARD '“Okay, guys. We’re in London. If you don’t know, it’s in the city of... erm... England.”



Edward: (About chilli seeds) "This is what they use to make bombs."

EDWARD “John’s like more muscular, he’s got like all this muscle going on.”
JOHN “No, I don’t.”
EDWARD “Yeah, you’re more abby than me.”
JOHN “Okay.” 

JOHN ''Every signed CD is a sold CD!” 

EDWARD “Oh my, teddy bears! Go, go, go, John. Come on, let’s get a teddy bear. Get that one! Let’s get a football. Footbal, football! Get a mouse, get a mouse, get a mouse! Get a snake, get a snake, get a snake! It’s like such good value.” 

EDWARD “Oh my God, they don’t come with batteries!”
JOHN “Oh my God, that’s why batteries were beside them! You’re joking me!”

EDWARD “They’re the type of pants me and John wear on stage coz they keep everything together.” 

EDWARD “Let’s see my beautiful legs ... Eeewww, it’s all swelled up, it’s all messed up. Look how beautiful this leg looks.”

EDWARD ''Oh my God, there’s melted water in here!”
JOHN “Pour it in the sink, pour it in the sink! Don’t pour it on the ground!”

John:
"I like girly girls, not man-beasts."

Edward: (om kärlek)
"It's when two people just get each other, like if you both like a really cool dog. "

EDWARD:
“I don’t have any make-up on. John, go get some.”
LIAM:
“You don’t need make-up to go to the doctor.” 

JOHN:
“Are they clean or what? That’s sick, guys. They’re my pants. They’re all stained, they’re like all dirty.”

Edward:
"John's worst habit is that he wants everything to be perfect. Nothing's ever good enough. If you ask him if everything's OK, it's like, "I don't knooooooow." Mine is that when I shower I take my pants off and leave them there to get wet."

John:
"Yeah, me and Edward were always best friends. We always did everything together. You can have like loads of friends. But, like, they're just friends."



John:
"Edward's a better singer, he's stronger than me. I'm better at styling my hair and putting my make-up on."

John:
"Shit, I ripped my pants."

Sainsbury's woman:
"Jedward is popping those into the pan for me."
John:
*looks annoyed* "It's John."

Edward:
"When everyone was talking about Mars, I thought they meant Mars bars."

Edward:
"Hit me baby one more time!"
John:
"Edward, no one's gonna hit you one more time."